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Friday, March 30, 2012

Sorry my Friends!!

Sorry --- we aren't back from Europe yet and the story is hanging on Part 4!
 If you have been following our comments, Tommy has found and purchased a hoard of ancient coins that we have been looking for.  I am traveling to meet him in London and should arrive there Sunday (I have some stops to make).
In the meanwhile, catch up on the stories below and read our comments to keep up.  We like using social media as a way to communicate or as a back up to send information.  We are also on Twitter as @ancientscoin ---- the heading is "Joseph Ancient"
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The story will continue soon . . . we heard Billy was heading back to the States with some coins, too.  We'll have to track him down and deal with him.

-Joseph-

Friday, March 23, 2012

Billy (The real story) Part Four

Billy laid shrouded in the mist, the exact same side-effect of the ‘medicine’ we had taken --- but Billy could not have touched a drop of the potion because it is always on my person --- I never leave it where it could be accidentally discovered --- it could devastate life as we know it on earth. (That’s a totally different story for the future).  Eve and I didn’t call the others to let them know of this strange occurrence … we had no idea how to explain it to our friends because of the fact that we all decided that we would get together and talk about someone’s fate if it we resolved to save them with the potion.  How did Billy come to be in this state?  She and I sat in chairs next to a bed where he lay.  One of our extra bedrooms would be his home for the next few days.

“Joseph. What do we do now? If he didn’t consume some of the potion, then how is he changing?”  Eve was filled with questions regarding our situation.  For the first time in a long while, she was shaken by the fact that someone was able to do this outside of our group --- without her making the decision to save them or change them.

“Billy was in my office where I kept at least 50 known meteor coins.  I left at least 3 of these out on the table when I went out, thinking I’d be back in an hour and they would be safe.  I am speculating that our boy Billy, was startled while looking at one of those coins and popped in his mouth to hide it.  He may have accidentally swallowed it since it was an AE4 and small in size, causing the reaction to the meteor residue to set in as it took over his body chemistry.  I can’t recall anywhere in history that a person put an ancient Roman coin in their mouth.”  I was amused thinking of collectors all over the world popping a Constantine I City Commemorative coin in their mouth for a quick taste. “I am missing one coin from the table.  I checked the floor and any place else it may have dropped.  I’m certain Billy must be digesting it as we speak.”

“Should we call the others?  He may be in this state for days and they are bound to sense something is going when they are here.” Eve was worried that they would think we acted without them.

“No, not yet.  Put them off for a day until we see how this all progresses. If Billy ate a coin, then I want to get it back to see if the residue was totally ingested.”

Eve made a face showing her revulsion, “You mean you’re going to pull it out of his waste?  Joseph --- we haven’t had to do anything that disgusting in over four-hundred years. I don’t want to even go near that!”

I laughed, “You really are turning into a girly-girl.  I’ll take care of things --- as always.”

We managed to put the group off for several days saying that I didn’t want to be disturbed due to a major venture I was working on. They remembered how irritated I would get when I was interrupted during a project and would go out of their way to avoid crossing paths with me until it was over.  In a way this is true…Billy has become a major project.

On the third day the mist cocoon began to dissipate so Eve made preparations to bath and feed him as soon as his skin was exposed to the air.  We managed to clean him up, dress him and serve him some food, all the while he was staring blankly into space, not saying a word.  Eve was wondering what his “crazy time” would be like and what we would do in this age of information with an immortal that goes temporarily insane from the change.  The next day after he came back to consciousness, he lay down and slept for 48 more hours.  On the morning of the third day we were awakened by the smell of eggs and sausage coming from the downstairs kitchen.   Billy was happily cooking breakfast for the three of us as he hummed a popular tune from the radio, smiling as he prepared the food.

“Good morning!” he greeted with great enthusiasm. “I am so happy I didn’t have to wake you both up.  I thought we would start our day off with a good nutritious breakfast and talk and go for a walk on this fine sunny morning.”

“Thank you for breakfast, Billy”, I said forcing a smile, “you didn’t have to go through all of this trouble.”

“No problem.” He replied smiling back.

“We do have to have a long talk over breakfast about some changes you are going to experience.  We also want to know how this came to be.” 

“Mr. Ancient, Mrs. Ancient -- I feel wonderful.  I would be happy to talk, but right now I am famished.  The food is done – let’s take a seat and eat --- we’ll talk then.”

We moved to the large kitchen table in the corner (I don’t like morning sunlight in my eyes) and made ourselves comfortable enough to eat and discuss the obvious subject – Billy’s change.
“So what happened before I walked in on you in Joseph’s office?” Eve asked.

“I seem to remember looking around and I found a box of chocolates on Mr. Ancient’s desk.”  Billy began.

“You can call me Joseph, Billy”.  I interrupted for a moment.

“Okay Joseph-Billy . . .” he laughed. Still smiling at his own joke as he continued, “I panicked thinking these were special, so the one I took out of the box I quickly ate and swallowed when Mrs. Ancient --- I mean Eve --- came home and startled me.  I ran to the kitchen and must have slipped and hit my head.  That’s all I remember --- eating the chocolate and falling down.”

“Billy, that wasn’t a chocolate you ate and swallowed”, I said, “it was an ancient Roman coin.  It was one I had collected and was researching.  This one contained the residue from a primordial meteor and it exhibited special biological values to humans.  When you ingested it, it changed you.  You are like us now.  You are immortal and no matter how your body is ripped, or burned to ash, or shredded apart, you will reconstitute and come back just as you are --- forever.”

Eve added, “Do you understand?  We can teach you and show you things you never dreamed of.”

Billy continued to eat and smile at us.  He replied by saying, “Oh, okay.”

(To be continued  . . . .)

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Tuesday, March 13, 2012

Thanks for your Patience

I want to thank all of our readers for bearing with us while we travel abroad to find Billy.  He apparently hacked into this blog and wrote part four of his story.  None of that happened.  He did swallow a coin and was transformed.  When we get back I will write the real account of what happened.  The coins in Germany turned out to be just ordinary ancient coins with sediment and corrosion on them. 
We will continue to follow several leads to find Billy and return with what we hope will be good news.
Eve, if you're seeing this, we should arrive back home shortly --- please prepare our "guest room".  I am not coming back unless we have Billy.
RJ -- thanks in advance for keeping our affairs in order.

-Joseph-

Monday, March 12, 2012

Billy (Part Four)


Everyone gathered at our house while Billy lay shrouded in the mist created from the meteor residue from one of the coins.  We all assumed that this was the case since he didn’t take any of the potion that I carried close on my person thousands of years.  The men pulled me aside to ask if he somehow lifted the jar from my secret pocket and took some.

“Joseph, how is this possible if not for the ‘medicine’?”  Chester asked.  “This is ridiculously strange!” he exclaimed with a frustrated gesture of his hands.

Tommy interjected, “Why would he swallow a coin?  I mean --- did he know about the potion or something?”

“I think he may have been watching us, but I don’t think he had a clue about how we came to be.”  I said.  “Let’s wait and see what happens when the mist dissipates. “

The women sat in the downstairs bedroom watching the mist change shapes and sometimes shimmer as it transformed Billy.  They stood over him like he was some sort of bird about to be hatched from an egg --- ready to see the world for the first time ---  it's a maternal need for these women to nurture the young or the helpless.  The group was silent in thought until Dani spoke.

“The coins should stay buried.”  She said. “This shouldn’t be happening. We should have just left it alone and let the powers go.   No one should be able to fly or breathe fire….”

“Or live forever?” Eve interrupted.

“No,” said Dani, “no one should live forever.  But we do and we try to make the world a better place for some.”

“Dani’s right,” said Neecie, “because of this we are questioning our own existence and if we should continue to hide from the world.  We’ve discussed this before, but until now there hasn’t been an outsider trespassing here.  How is it he is transforming into one of us?”

Lori was staring intensely into the mist while listening to the conversation.  Eve noticed her motioning for Mona to come close and have a look into the smoke-like substance. Lori pointed to the center of the mist and shook her head as Mona also examined Billy’s shroud more closely.  Eve turned and walked to where the other girls were standing --- Neecie  and Dani followed curiously to see what was going on.

“What is it?” Eve asked.

“I’m not sure.  Have you ever seen this before?” Lori asked turning their attention to the center of the mist.

“What?” Eve asked again.

Lori pointed and all of the women followed to the end of her finger.  “That!” she said.

In the center of the mist, the women found that Billy was aroused during this transformation.  “Is that an erection?” Mona asked in amazement.

“I think so.” said Eve.

“Have you ever seen this before?” Lori asked.

“No, not that I can recall.  This is new.” Eve answered. “Joseph, come here.” Eve called into the next room.

Joseph and the others hurried in.  Eve showed Joseph what was happening  through the mist as the men each took a turn to have a look.  They all were puzzled at the discovery because none of the men could recall this happening to them.  Tommy, Adam and Chester made remarks under their breath as they left the room while Jago and I remained with the women.

“Have you ever seen this?” Eve directed her question to me.

“No.” I said.  “I usually take note of things happening during the transformations.  This is new.”

Jago laughed.  “Not only does he get to be immortal, but he’s growing a third leg, too.”

(Too be continued . . . .)

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Monday, March 5, 2012

We'll Be Back Soon

Sorry that we are taking so long in Europe.  We are on Billy's trail (you'll see why when I continue the story as to why we need to get him) and still haven't found any coins with meteor residue.  Billy may have been a one in a trillion fluke event . . .we have to contain him so he won't let his threat come true regarding us and the mortal humans.
Thank you for being patient ... Eve sends her love and if you have been reading all of the comments at the end of each blog, you'll see that we communicate through social media for fun --- to break our boredom.   Have fun watching us through this blog, Twitter, Facebook and our web store: http://www.ancientscoin.com


I'll send RJ the next part to "Billy" ASAP.

Thanks for reading,

Joseph